10 Terrible Motivational Sayings

Let's Just Get Real


If you’re a realist, a pragmatist or just a dark, dark soul, these sayings are the perfect excuse to stay in bed and day drink every Monday away . . . 

  1. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. Spiders are terrifying.
  2. If you fall down seven times, stay down. It’s seriously not worth it.
  3. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re a complete failure.
  4. Dreams turn into nightmares.
  5. No, we can’t.
  6. If not you, who? (Someone else.) If not now, when? (Maybe never.)
  7. Mistakes are proof you have no idea what you’re doing.
  8. Great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss sex.
  9. Today is a brand new chance to stay in bed.
  10. Absence makes the heart grow fonder . . . and it also makes it so much easier to cheat.

Did I miss any? Do you have something better? List your submissions in the comment section below!