If you’re a realist, a pragmatist or just a dark, dark soul, these sayings are the perfect excuse to stay in bed and day drink every Monday away . . .
- The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. Spiders are terrifying.
- If you fall down seven times, stay down. It’s seriously not worth it.
- If at first you don’t succeed, you’re a complete failure.
- Dreams turn into nightmares.
- No, we can’t.
- If not you, who? (Someone else.) If not now, when? (Maybe never.)
- Mistakes are proof you have no idea what you’re doing.
- Great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss sex.
- Today is a brand new chance to stay in bed.
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder . . . and it also makes it so much easier to cheat.
Did I miss any? Do you have something better? List your submissions in the comment section below!